Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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