I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
