is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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