Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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