Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
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