Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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