bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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