I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
