i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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