so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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