found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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