How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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