the condom got lost in my hair
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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