Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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