You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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