we have officially lost it.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
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A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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