names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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