office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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