Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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