I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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