Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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