Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
