so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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