i just wanna soil my oats bro
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
worst night to have a conscience
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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