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hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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