Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
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dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
The convent might be a nice break from real life
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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