goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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