O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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