Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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