You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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