Your tits are I can't wait for
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
The air was thick with penises
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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