She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
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I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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