but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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