YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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