he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
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who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Congratulations! We have a period
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