are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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