dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
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He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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