I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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