My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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