oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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