Whod you bang
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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