do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
where does the pee come out of this thing
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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