Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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