Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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