The maid of honor just puked.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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