I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
This is not my ceiling
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
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does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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