Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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