Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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