if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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