Where is the hickey?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize