the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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