don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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