She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
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I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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