Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
